Round 2: Nanami

Nanami skipped across the rocks lying in the ocean, holding her umbrella above her even though it wasn't raining.  Ivan, her muscle-bound lunkhead of a partner, followed behind.  Their destination was a large sandbar off the coast of Neverland, one that Nanami was convinced was the perfect spot to get the perfect tan.  Ivan had no need for a tan, but Nanami always managed to boss him into going along with what she wanted to do.

"Almost there!" Nanami said breathlessly, smiling as the sandbar got closeer and closer.  There was only one rock left.  The blonde genius girl jumped high into the air and used her umbrella to flutter down to the boulder....where she promptly slipped and fell on her butt.  "Ow!" she cried, rubbing her rear end, "What the Hell?"  "Nanami, are you all right?" Ivan called, several rocks behind her.  "Do I look all right to you?" Nanami snapped back.  As she glared at her subordinate angrily, Nanami was oblivious to a long, orange tentacle rising out of the water behind her.

Ivan's eyes widened and he began to stutter "N-N-Nanami..." "What?" Nanami replied, irritated.  And then, the tentacle wrapped around Nanami's midsection and pulled her into the air, her umbrella going flying from her hand as she did. "WOAH!" the gothic-lolita cried, horrified at this sudden turn.  The rock she'd been standing on began to rise, revealing that it wasn't a rock at all...it was the head of a giant octopus!  

The octopus looked Nanami over with his beady eyes and made a sound in his throat that sounded like "Ohboyohboyohboy!" This girl looked positively scrumptious!  Nanami's body began shaking in fright as another tentacle burst out of the water and wrapped onto the hem of her dress.  "IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" Nanami shrieked as it was ripped right from her.  Ivan began stumbling along, trying to reach her partner, calling out "I'm coming, Nanami!"

Two more tentacles wrapped around Nanami's arms, and two more around her legs.  Completely trapped, Nanami could only scream "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" as she was pulled forward and into the octopus' mouth.  The beast smiled as began to slosh the evil teen genius around his mouth, enjoying her gypsy fish taste.  Nanami managed to pull the flaps of his lips open and holler "IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"  before the octopus pushed her back with another tentacle, eating her up. Ivan was distraught.  What if he couldn't reach the octopus in time?  Then he heard a sound.  

Tick Tock, Tick Tock.....  

A big splash erupted from the water as the crocodile of Neverland jumped up and bit down on the bottom of the octopus' rubbery jaw.  SNAP!  The octopus' eyes bugged out in pain as the reptile stretched his bottom lip out longer until a wet and slimy Nanami slid down it.   Screaming, she fell off, kicking her legs through the air as she plummeted down to the crocodile, who had his mouth wide open to catch her in.

SNAP!  The crocodile closed his jaws down on Nanami, who immediately re-opened them and shrieked "IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"  Between being chewed by the octopus and by the crocodile, her clothes were in complete tatters, exposing her pale skin all over.  The crocodile tried to close his jaws back in on her as she held them up. "IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" she screamed again.  "I'm coming, Nanami!" Ivan yelled, "J-just hold on now!"

The girl's pink eyes widened when she saw another of the octopus' tentacle coming toward her.  Giving a frightened yelp, she closed the crocodile's jaws shut again, but not before part of the silmy thing got in.  SNAP!  The octopus pulled the tentacle out and began rubbing it with another one, hoping to soothe it, all while the croc stuck his tongue out in disgust at the kalimari taste in his mouth.

Nanami took the opportunity to roll out of the crocodile's mouth and back into the water.  Kicking her long legs as hard as she could, the villainess swam for her life.  "IVAN!" she cried, "IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"  The crocodile kept snapping his jaws behind her, but the panicked Nanami managed to stay ahead of them.  SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

Suddenly, she felt something solid underneath her.  Looking down, she screamed when she saw it was a tentacle! "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" The tentacle rose up and flung her into the air, where she flipped upside-down and rightside-up over and over again before landing in the octopus' mouth.  

The octopus licked his lips in satisfaction before he was hit in the side by the crocodile's powerful tail.  WHAM!  This forced him to spit Nanami, now practically naked, back out.  Nanami just happened to land on Ivan's rock, but just before Ivan could help her up, the octopus whacked him far away with another tentacle.  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Nanami wailed as a tentacle pressed down on her body, ready to capture her.  SNAP! The crocodile jumped and bit the tentacle, sending it retracting.

Getting to her knees, Nanami looked at the crocodile, who had his mouth open and was pointing to it.  Nanami glanced over to the octopus, who glared at her, clearly preparing to assault her again.  Gulping fearfully, Nanami made up her mind.  She scrambled to her feet and jumped headfirst down the reptile's gullet.  SNAP!  Swallowing the blonde, the crocodile turned to face his nemesis.  It was time to fight!

The octopus slammed his tentacles down on the water, attempting to miss the crocodile but always missing.  Circling around the multi-limbed monster, the crocodile finally swam underneath him and bit him right in the bottom.  Giving a roar of pain, the octopus jumped up into the air and began skidding across the water, clutching at his butt with all eight tentacles as he disappeared over the horizon.  The crocodile watched him depart with a big victorious grin on his face.  

An underwear-clad Nanami peeked out of the crocodile's mouth nervously.  "Is he gone?" she asked, to which the croc nodded his head.  Sticking her head out further, Nanami turned upside-down to look the reptile right in the eyes and smiled gratefully.  "Thank you." she said softly, reaching out a hand to pat the beast's snout with, "You really helped me out!"  The grinning crocodile winked at her and Nanami winked back, giggling.  "So....are you going to let me go now?"  she asked.  The crocodile shook his head and licked his chops in response.  Nanami sighed.  "Yeah, I thought so."

"IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"