Once a Redfish, Always a Redfish

Shelly of Team Aqua was tired of being insulted and called a "redfish" anytime she went up against Peter Pan during her missions in Neverland, and so she decided to get a makeover.  Now sporting brown skin and black hair laced with streaks of blue, Shelly had nothing red left about her...or so she thought.

But as she clashed swords with Peter once again in Skull Rock, with Peter's friend Wendy as a spectator, the ever-youthful hero tore a large gash through a legging of Shelly's pants with his dagger.  Shelly screamed, and Peter took the opportunity to repeat the action on the other legging.  Now both bare knees of the criminal girl were sticking out and vulnerable.  Shelly quickly twisted around to avoid Peter's next attack, but the boy had counted on this and sliced across her rear end.

"YOWCH!" Shelly cried, the seat of her pants torn off of her and exposing her red underwear.  When Shelly saw this, her face went a matching shade of red, prompting Peter to burst out laughing.  "Well, whatdya know?  Once a redfish, always a redfish!"

"Why, you little-!" Shelly growled, and she rushed toward Peter with her sword bared.  Peter jumped out of the way preemptively, then stuck out his foot to trip the pirate.  It worked, and Shelly went stumbling and screaming right off the edge of the cliff and into the water below.  Splash!

Shelly resurfaced sputtering water and brushing her soaking wet hair from her face when suddenly she heard a sound growing louder.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

"Oh, God!" Shelly cried out in fear, her eyes widening in horror as sweat trickled down her forehead, "Th-that's -!"  

Sure enough, the crocodile of Neverland emerged from the water in front of her.  Peter Pan had fed Shelly to this beast before, and he'd decided he quite liked the taste of redfish, and had followed Shelly around ever since in hopes of a chance to eat her.  Now that he had his chance, he grinned at Shelly and slowly licked his chops in anticipation.  Fearing the crocodile more than anything, Shelly gave a terrified squeak as she desperately attempted to swim backwards.

Peter pointed down at Shelly and started laughing.  "Yep! Same old redfish, all right!"

Wendy looked appalled, knowing just what Shelly was likely to suffer, and yelped "Oh no, Mr. Crocodile! Don't!"

SNAP!  "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Shelly screamed as the crocodile lunged forward and snapped his jaws down on the ends of her pants.  When they were torn off, the once full pants-wearing pirate woman was now stuck in raggedy shorts.  Once the crocodile was through chewing the clothing up, he swallowed it with a loud gulp, grinning with absolute pleasure, and then swam forward for the rest of his meal.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!" Shelly shrieked, calling for her fellow Admin in a blind panic even though he was operating on the other side of Neverland at the moment.  SNAP! SNAP!  The crocodile began snapping his jaws from behind Shelly, hoping to catch her.

Seeing a large rock jutting out from the water ahead of her, Shelly scrambled up it and clung to its tip desperately.  Upon reaching her, the crocodile began repeatedly jumping up at her and snapping his jaws just inches from her.  SNAP!  SNAP!  SNAP! "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!" Shelly called again, her voice so obnoxiously loud that Peter fell over backward as he began laughing hysterically.

Wendy threw her hands over her eyes, but then peeked between her fingers, curious to see how this played out.  The crocodile stopped jumping and looked thoughtful for a moment, then a big grin crossed his face and he began to whack the rock with his tail.  The rock vibrated, making Shelly's whole body shake as well, until finally the reptile's tail broke through the rock and caused it - and Shelly - to tip!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shelly screamed as she felt herself sliding down the rock and straight into the open mouth of the crocodile. SNAP!  The crocodile closed his jaws down on Shelly and gave a loud gulp as he swallowed the villainess whole.  Now it was Wendy's turn to burst out laughing.  "Now, that was clever!" she remarked between giggles.

When Shelly fought her way back up the crocodile's throat and popping out of his maw, her skanky outfit was torn open to the point where her full, bare chest was exposed, and her hair was messed up and flying all over her face.  She continued to scream as loud as she could: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!" 

Peter was rolling over in the air laughing, while Wendy slumped over and pressed both hands over her mouth to muffle her own laughter.  Their laughter increased when Shelly attempted to climb out of the beast's mouth and ended up in a bizarre position with one arm bracing his top jaw and one leg bracing the other.  The crocodile's jaws creaked as he tried to close them back down on the delicious pirate lady, who was crying and sobbing in frustration and humiliation at this point.

SNAP!  Shelly screamed as the crocodile snapped his jaws, the effect it caused slingshotting her out of his mouth and across the water, skipping like a stone.  The crocodile swam close behind her and then suddenly delved underwater until he was right beneath her.  SNAP!  SNAP!  SNAP!  The remainder of Shelly's clothes were chomped off and swallowed by the crocodile repeatedly jumping up at her from the water underneath her body as it skipped across the surface.  "OH, GOD!" Shelly shrieked, her now naked body blushing so hard that it turned a brilliant shade of red.

"Shelly's a redfish! A redfish! A redfish!" Peter and Wendy sang out in unison, all while choking back laughter as amused tears streamed down their faces.  Tears continued to stream down Shelly's face too, and her eyes and mouth widened as she screamed when the crocodile finally popped up right in front of her, his jaws open wide and ready to accept her.  SNAP!

The Team Aqua admin's long legs were sticking out from the crocodile's mouth, squirming and kicking wildly as the giant reptile began trying to swallow her whole.  Soon her legs were pulled in, leaving only her bare feet showing.  The crocodile grinned and stuck out his tongue, licking his chops...with Shelly's soles being licked in the process.  A squeak could be heard, and then her feet were pulled inside the beast's maw as well.  GULP!  A large bulge traveled down the crocodile's throat as he continued to lick his chops in victorious satisfaction.

Peter was close to wetting his tights laughing at this point, while Wendy slapped the ground as she took in deep breaths.  The crocodile dropped beneath the surface of the water once more and began to swim away, the tick-tocking of the clock inside him mingling with Shelly's hysterical screams.  Next time, she swore to herself, things will be different!  For real!