Kairi and the Croc

Namine was normally a very nice girl.  But even she had her limits.  And she'd finally found herself pushed to them the more Kairi kept beating her at beach volleyball.  No matter how hard she tried, Namine could never win.  Kairi had been raised on an island and involved in daily athletic activities, giving her a distinct advantage over her Nobody counterpart.  Now Namine was at her wit's end.  There just had to be some way of getting even with Kairi for all these embarassing defeats!

And one day, Namine found that way, and she thought up a vengeful prank.

Kairi met her Nobody for their beach volleyball game as usual.  Kairi was dressed in a small zip-up pink dress with a gray hoodie, while Namine wore a simple white dress.  "Hey, Namine!" Kairi said cheerfully, before teasingly adding "So are you ready to get creamed today?"  Namine smiled, and it was a smile that masked her true intentions.  "Don't tally the score until the game is over, Kairi." she said innocently before picking up the volleyball.  Kairi crouched down, getting into position to serve the ball back when Namine hit it.

Namine tossed the ball in the air and slapped it, hard, toward Kairi.  Kairi threw her hands at the ball....and sent it zooming through the air, past Namine, and all the way into the ocean!  "Huh?" Kairi gaped.  Namine giggled to herself.  She had used a special ball that gained alot of extra mileage when given a return serve.  It had worked exactly as she'd hoped it would!  

"Kairi, what have you done?" Namine chided her redheaded other self.  "It's OK, I'll go get it!" Kairi called, already running past Namine and toward the sea.  Kairi waded her long skinny legs into the water and strided after the ball, which was floating ahead of her.  When she reached it, the water was up to her breasts.  "We may have to postpone the game!" Kairi called to Namine.  "I think I'm gonna need a while in the sun to dry off!"  Namine called back "That's fine!  Take all the time that you need!"

That was the signal.  The minute the word "time" was spoken, a sound began to be emitted from the water.  Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock.........

Peering over her shoulder, where the clock sound was coming the loudest, Kairi's eyes widened as a huge shape emerged from the ocean.  It was the crocodile of Neverland!  Namine had gone there and told him her whole plan, and the croc was more than happy to be a participant in it!  Looking at the Princess of Heart, he gave a delighted grin as his eyes began bugging in and out to the beat of the ticking.  Kairi smiled back nervously and began to slosh backward through the water, hoping to get back to shore without incident.

But the crocodile wasn't going to let that happen!  As quickly as he had appeared, he ducked back beneath the water's surface.  Kairi was confused....until she felt several jagged objects pressing in against her feet.  With a yelp, she was lifted up into the air by the resurfacing head of the crocodile.  Her feet were now stuck in both of his salivating jaws!  "Woah, woah there!" Kairi cried as she flailed around a little.  And then....she slipped!  Screaming, Kairi fell into the croc's mouth.  

SNAP!  The crocodile closed his jaws in triumph.  That was easier than he thought it'd be!  Back on the shore, Namine finally cracked up.  She had to put her hands over her mouth to quiet all the laughter.  And the fun was just beginning! Because, as expected, the crocodile suddenly found his jaws being pryed open by Kairi's hands.  Pushing them far apart from her, Kairi lifted her head and screamed "NAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Namine wasn't sure if this was Kairi crying for help or Kairi realizing who'd set her up and shouting angrily about it.  Either way, it made her fall to the ground laughing.  Kairi, meanwhile, was struggling to keep the crocodile's jaws from closing back in on her.  "Lemme go, you dumb ol' lizard!" Kairi yelled, which made the crocodile smile.  He liked the spunky ones!  

Kairi managed to dangle one of her legs out of the reptile's mouth and had almost pushed the rest of her body out when the beast bit her left shoe.  SNAP!  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Kairi shrieked, falling backward, head first, into the ocean.  Her shoe flew through the air before falling back to the crocodile, who swallowed it in one loud gulp.   "Hey, Tick Tock!" Namine called out, standing back up, "How does it taste?"  In response, the crocodile grinned and licked his chops.  Namine doubled over with laughter, falling back to the sand.  

The crocodile turned his attention back to Kairi, who had resurfaced and parted her wet hair to see the crocodile swimming right toward her.  "OH NO!" she yelled, and began running through the water trying to get to shore.  But the crocodile jumped at her, and his jaws snapped down on her right shoe.  SNAP!  Kairi shrieked again, and was lifted into the air by her captive foot.  The crocodile now attempted to slowly gnaw up Kairi's leg and swallow her little by little.  Namine was now holding her stomach as she laughed hysterically, so hard that tears were falling from her eyes.  

The crocodile's plan was cut short when Kairi used her free leg to kick him in his bottom jaw.  Opening his mouth to groan in pain, the beast allowed Kairi to fall back to the water.  Her remaining shoe slipped of it's own accord, however, and had soon gone down the croc's throat as well.  Another taste of Kairi made the crocodile immediately get over his aching jaw. He wanted more!

Kairi, deciding that running wouldn't cut it, was now swimming, her legs kicking as fast as they could.  When she briefly turned her head and saw the crocodile hot on her heels, she screamed out "NAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" again.  Namine wasn't even swimming and yet she too was kicking her legs; kicking them into the air as she laughed. Through her laughter and tears, she managed to shout "You should've let me win a few games!  Bahahahahahahahahaa!"

It didn't take long before the crocodile had both his jaws above and below Kairi.  SNAP!  He closed them shut, but an adrenaline-pumped Kairi had managed to jump mostly out of the way.  Mostly, as the end of her pink dress was now stuck in the croc's teeth.  "Let go of that!" Kairi yelled and tried to pull it out.  But as she did, she became aware of a zipping sound. The strain on the dress had become too much and it ripped clean in half while Kairi was still wearing it!  

"YEEEEP!" Kairi cried, her face turning as red as her hair.  She was now stuck wearing nothing but her slim white undergarments....which made her look remarkably similar to Namine!  The irony did not go unnoticed by the blonde Nobody, who sat up and pointed as she continued to laugh.  The crocodile snapped up both halves of the dress that were now floating in the water and began to chew them, a blissful look on his face as he enjoyed the lingering taste the red-haired girl had left from wearing it.  

Taking advantage of this moment of pause, Kairi resumed swimming, kicking up waves of water behind her as she neared the shore.  "Yes!  I'm almost there!" Kairi cheered.....and then, just as she was only a few feet from land, the crocodile jumped out of the water right in front of her, mouth open wide!  SNAP!  Before the Princess of Heart knew it, she'd been swallowed whole.  Namine pounded the sand over and over again as she burst with spasms of maniacal giggling.

Kairi ran back up the crocodile's interior and pushed his jaws wide open once again.  Her white underdress was now tattered and torn, and her red hair had become a complete mess.  "NAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" she hollered. Kairi's Nobody picked herself off the ground and walked over to the crocodile, still giggling.  "OK, enough is enough, hee hee hee!" Namine told the giant reptile.  "Take five, Tick Tock."  

The crocodile nodded and upturned his head, causing Kairi to fall out of his mouth and into the shallow water next to Namine.  Namine helped her other self to her feet, barely being able to contain her laughter as she said "Kairi, you forgot to bring back the ball!"  Kairi made an angry face at Namine and shouted "Go get it yourself!"  Smiling and nodding her head, Namine walked through the water to get the floating volleyball.  As she did, a mischevious smile spread across Kairi's face. "She's my Nobody, y'know." she casually remarked to the crocodile. "We probably taste exactly alike."  

Hearing this, Namine spun back around to see the crocodile widen his eyes in delight as this revelation and then lick his chops hungrily.  Namine gulped.  "Uh-oh......"