Cynthia Strikes!

Mars was absolutely livid.  The young Team Galactic commander had been all ready to face that annoying, do-gooder brat Dawn in a Pokemon battle when another challenger showed up out of nowhere.  Unfortunately for Mars, that challenger was Cynthia, the beautiful, clever and lethally powerful Champion of the Sinnoh region.  It took little time or effort for Cynthia to bring Mars down, her finishing move knocking out Mars as well as her last Pokemon.  When she awoke, she found herself strung up with rope and hanging precariously from a cliff above the ocean, with Cynthia standing on a rocky ledge directly across from her captive.

"What do you think you're DOING with me!?" Mars shouted at anger, her face almost as red as her hair.  She had a gag over her mouth, but it did little good as her voice carried very loud.  The blonde woman had a smirk on her face as she replied "You're a criminal, aren't you?  I'm doing my Champion duty and punishing you."

"Then why didn't you just take me to jail?" Mars retorted in irritation.  Cynthia chuckled and said "I could've done that.  But I know all about you, Mars.  And so I knew a much better way to teach you a lesson."  

Before Mars could figure out what Cynthia meant on her own, she heard it.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

Cynthia grinned and started whistling the tune of "Never Smile at a Crocodile" to accompony the clock sounds.  Mars gasped in horror as she saw a pair of wide reptilian eyes pop out from the water below her.  "NO! OH PLEASE, PLEASE NO!" the commander shrieked just as the full head of the enormous crocodile of Neverland surfaced.  Ever since he first had a taste of Mars, he'd wanted seconds, and thirds, and basically unlimited courses of the evil redheaded girl.  And now, it was feeding time once more!

"NO!" Mars yelped again as the crocodile jumped up at her, jaws opening to chomp down on her. SNAP!  The crocodile missed by only a few inches, but this didn't deter the beast, as he kept on leaping upward and snapping at his frightened prey. Cynthia, still grinning, pulled out a cell phone and held it to the side of her face.  "Hello, Dawn?" she asked in a cheerful tone, "Mr. Crocodile is hungry, would you please cut the starfish loose?"

Tears streamed from Mars' eyes when she heard this.  "You bitch!" she sobbed, to which Cynthia looked back at her and winked teasingly.  Up at the top of the cliff, Dawn was smiling eagerly as she pulled out her sharp metal nail file and used it to saw through the rope which held Mars.  Cynthia put a hand to the side of her mouth and called down "Get ready, Mr. Crocodile! Your dinner's coming!"

Hearing this, the excited reptile stopped jumping and simply opened up his maw.  The rope was cut and Mars plummeted toward the crocodile, screaming helplessly.  SNAP!  The crocodile closed his jaws down on Mars and proceeded to lick his chops in satisfaction. That was all Dawn needed to see, and she fell on her back as her whole body shook with laughter at her foe's expense.  

Cynthia, however, kept watching the crocodile, waiting until.....

"B-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"  Mars, the rope binding her eaten away by the crocodile's teeth along with a good portion of her outfit, pushed the crocodile's jaws open, shrieking for her minion that she knew was in the area.  Little did she know that B-2 had been defeated and fled while she was unconscious!  Cynthia knew, though, so Mars' futile cries for help were extra-funny to her, and she burst out laughing.  "Pfffft! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The panicked Mars struggled to lift herself out from the crocodile's mouth, but the crocodile was having none of it!  SNAP!  Biting down, the beast ripped Mars' hoopskirt clean off her body, making the girl yelp in alarm as she watched it fall down his throat while realizing her star-sprinkled underwear was exposed.  Cynthia leaned down as her laughter turned louder and more boisterous, tears of hilarity gushing from her eyes. "OOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

Never one to give up even when in a situation like this, Mars struggled to keep the croc's jaws open with both her arms and legs.  This required alot of repositioning of her body as the jaws continued to snap beneath her.  SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!  Wiping a tear from her eye, Cynthia put both hands around her mouth and called out "Just look at her move, Mr. Crocodile! Shows how ripe and tasty she is!"

"SHUDDUP, YOU BLONDE BITCH!" Mars screamed, tears of rage streaming down her cheeks as she glared up at Cynthia.  "Heated too!" the Champion playfully replied "Mmmm-mmmm!"

"AM NOT!" Mars cried, but the crocodile was already so excited and hungry that his jaws began snapping with too much force for Mars to handle, contorting her body in the most cartoonish ways as a result.  SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!  "WOAH! WAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Cynthia clutched at her ribs as a new fit of laughter befell her. "OHOHOHOHOHO MY ACHING RIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIBS!"

"YOU SUCK, CYNTHIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Mars hollered at the top of her lungs.  Cynthia responded with another wink, this time blowing a kiss at the young commander for good measure and chortling when she blushed at this action.

SNAP!  At last, the crocodile chomped down on Mars' whole body, the girl's shrieks being heard as he chewed her with his rock-like teeth, greatly enjoying the taste of her skin.  Cynthia was now stamping her feet on the ground, her face turning beet-red from laughter.  "KAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAA!"

When Mars popped back out again, she was wearing nothing but half a shirt, the top portion of her pants, and her underwear that had a hole in the back, exposing her bare butt.  "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!" she screamed, once again to no avail. Cynthia was on her knees now, pounding the ground with her fists and laughing as her tears shot out like geysers.  "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHA!"

Splash!  Mars finally made it out of the crocodile's mouth and into the water, and began kicking her bare feet hard and fast as she swam for her life!  The giant reptile, determined to get her in his stomach, gave chase, snapping his jaws behind her.  SNAP! SNAP! "B-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mars shouted again as she avoided each chomp while she continued swimming.

Cynthia whistled "Never Smile at a Crocodile" again as the beast and the Galactic commander disappeared over the horizon.  Once they were out of sight, a new wave of laughter overcame her, and she plopped down to the ground laughing her Champion ass off!  That was one of the funniest events she'd ever seen happen, and she fervently hoped that Mars didn't learn her lesson from it.  That way, there'd be plenty more laughs to come in the future!